elias becomes a man

If anyone needs a distraction from politics - yet again - here is a great one.

It was a long time coming - a few of you are going to be upset, but you need to trust our leadership and guidance and know that we counted the votes a few times. Elias' hair was too long, had to be washed constantly, and honestly - we were worried he couldn't see.

So it started with a trim...

that got a little botched...

but now we can see all those great faces...

and he looks just as handsome as ever,

and looking more like his daddy by the second -

I'll miss running my hands through those golden locks, but all good things must come to an end.